Let's Laugh Together

You know when you laugh it's just like you are jogging on the inside.
Laughing lights up the left side of your brain and that makes you feel good. If I tell you a few jokes and when you read them you laugh, then I've done an okay job. It is healthy to laugh.

Joke #1
Mary Jo has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience during which she sees God and asks if this is the end for her. God says, "No". He goes on to explain that has another thirty to fifty years to live. As soon as Mary Jo recovers , she figures if she has another thirty to fifty years to live she ought to fix up some things about her body that she doesn't like. She goes to a Plastic Surgeon and he shortens her nose. Then she ask him to lift up her boobs
and he does. Finally, he improves her lips so she ends up with a wonderful smile. Mary Jo leaves his office a happy camper. But while she is crossing the street she is hit by a car and killed. She soon arrives to face God and asks, "I thought you said I had another thirty to fifty years. " God replies,
"I didn't recognize you."

Joke #2
Rodney Dangerfield says, "I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a radio and a toaster." He goes on to say, "I was such an ugly baby, my mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only like me as a friend." Lastly, Dangerfield says, "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."

Joke #3
When I was a kindergarten teacher, I was walking around my room watching the children drawing. I stopped at little Patty's desk, Patty was working away very diligently. I asked , "Patty what are you drawing?" She replied, "I'm drawing God, Mrs. Ruben." I stopped for a moment and said, "But Patty no one knows what God looks like." Without looking up from her work, she told me, "They will in a minute Mrs. Ruben."

I hope you laughed. Give yourself a wonderful gift--a good sense of humor. I'd love to have you send me a joke. Buy a joke book and pick out one that made you laugh and send it to me. It's good to laugh together.







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